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| Friday, 02 June 2006 | |||||||
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YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you turn up the radio excitedly at the sound of dead air on your competitor's station. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you listen to the radio "invertedly", turning up the volume during promos, sweepers, and talksets, and flipping to another station during music. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you tell someone you plan to go to lunch "coming up next hour". YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you have 125 unopened CDs you'll never listen to but, never more than $3 cash. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you use phrases like "If I was programming the music, I would NEVER/ALWAYS/etc..." YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you have lived in six cities in eight years. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you know at just what mile marker a certain station will/will not come in. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you drive a $500.00 piece of crap while the sales weasels have $50,000 Lexus. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......You find yourself talking to yourself all the time to see how you sound. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......two days off in a row is considered a "long weekend." YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you can recite the five-day forecast from memory. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you have been listening to the football game your station is airing for two hours and you don't know who's winning. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you can tell what time it is when listening to the radio even if they don't give the time. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you listen to a station that's barely coming in. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you have copies of both the album version and radio edit. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you aren't a sports fan but you know who won and when they play next. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you have recurring nightmares about bad airshifts filled with dead air. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF......you interview the governor and drive off in a junker. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO.....At Christmas dinner, you backsell the Christmas presents, explaining that "Unopened ones around the corner, stick around". More YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF's here
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