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so matt thinks i shouldnt watch so much tv, and ch... |
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Thursday, 27 November 2003 |
so matt thinks i shouldnt watch so much tv, and chris thinks im a nag. ok. got it. actually though, it may seem that i watch a lot of tv, but the thing is its optimized viewing. i never just channel surf. theres always something of an enjoyable nature ready and waiting for me on the tivo. plus, for every half hour show i only need 22 minutes, and every hour show, 44 because of the tivo having the skip ahead of the commercials function. some days i watch nothing, and others, ill sit down and watch alot. but even when im watching alot, im not really watching that much because im not watching the commercials. and i never have to arrange my schedule around my favorite show being on tv, and the tivo allows you to record 2 shows at the exact same time, so you dont have to choose between alias and malcom in the middle on sunday nights. or the real world and queer eye for the straight guy on tuesdays.
not that those are the best examples of quality programming, but you get the picture.
chris (my boyfriend) says in response to two posts ago "I guess what you should do if you're so alone is go and get a boyfriend. That would occupy your time with yelling at him, telling him he gives himself a bad haircut, that black shoes and a brown belt don't mix (despite the fact the only belt he owns is brown and if he doesn't wear it his pants will fall down.), that he needs to clean up all of the facial hair he shaved off and left in the sink, and for once in his damned life - he should pick a place to eat instead of just saying, "I don't know, what do you want?""
this is what i have to say about that:
maybe i do like to point out that the haircut that one pays for is always going to look better than the one one gives themselves.(there is a definite sentence and tense and object structure to this sentence, but you get the picture) and black shoes and a brown belt simply don't match. its a fact. and there these places called stores that sell things like, say, black belts, but that would require shopping, which i know is the worst thing in the whole wide world. chris would rather wrestle naked with a leper before hed step into an old navy if given the choice. the facial hair in the sink for half a day is ok, for half a month, gross.
clearly im right here and hes wrong. so its ok to nag just a little. dont you think?
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